In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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