C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I wonder if there is a รผber wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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