Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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