He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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