If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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