Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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