can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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