i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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