problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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