I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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