Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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