i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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