Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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