Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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