this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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