Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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