at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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