I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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