Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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