I'm drive I can fine osifer
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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