He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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