We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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