morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The power of my boobs compel you
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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