i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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