we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
