Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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