I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
false alarm, still single
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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