talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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