Where did you get a picture of my penis
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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