Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
this hospital has no fireball
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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