I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Randomize
