GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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