I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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