I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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