She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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