Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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