Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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