ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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