Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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