I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
wow bdsm is so cute
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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