no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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