Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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