she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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