he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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