Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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