we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
never play flip cup with pint glasses
it's like iHOP with fire
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I need you to use more vowels.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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