we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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