How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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