Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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