Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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