so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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