the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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