At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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