lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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