No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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