I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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